Holiday Hotel

Now I've stayed in hotels from LA to Chicago to Miami to Vegas to Sayre, OK and lots of places in between.  I've stayed in big hotels and small hotels; Brand hotels and even a private B&B where Tom and Nicole once stayed.  But this weekend I stayed at Bizzaro Hotel.  It must have been a very famous hotel because I am quite convinced that the US Gymnastics team was staying in the room above us and practicing their floor routines until late in the night -  the very warm night.  Seems they have a control on the air conditioner that will only allow cooling to 68 degrees. Now at home that would be too cool, but I need it cold in a hotel.  And hotel elevators- this hotel was only 3 stories so you are only on the elevator for a few seconds. (usually I take stairs, but I couldn't find them-scary!) So, we meet a group of "square dancers", as Cooper said, coming off the elevator which they left well perfumed.  I see one of the guys on my way down and then again on my way up.  Let's just say I prefer the perfumania to the fog that he left.  Really people.......  And I love this way hotels put those Paul Mitchell shampoo and conditioner bottles in the bathroom when we all know they are filling them with Ms. Breck.  Who do they think they are fooling? I squished my bottles up real good so they couldn't use them again.  Is that bad? Well reusing those bottles for numerous customers is gross! When I called today to cancel the 3rd night of our reservation, the front desk responded with, " Do you have a reservation?" I guess that about sums up our stay.  I love to stay in hotels  and we always have some kind of fun experience when we do stay at a hotel.  So I will look forward to my next adventure, but I am always ready to get back home! I would love to hear one of your great hotel experiences.